All right, let's touch table on some football, shall we? David, music.

Oh, no. Is this the RICO rank thing? No, this is my best bets, Mike.

Oh, dear Jesus. Okay. Let's see. Apologies. Thank you. I'm right here. I'd like to apologize to

Rico Beard. For now we slander David. For now.

We don't have to slander me at all.

You just let me know what you think about these first two games here.

I'm going to put them together because it is an unranked team at home favorite against two ranked teams in college football.

And it is Iowa State favored by two and a half over BYU.

And then Washington favored by three and a half over BYU. And then Washington favored by three and a half over number 23, Illinois.

I support this message.

Look, Iowa State's off a buy and they've lost two in a row.

It's back against the wall.

BYU emptied their bag, if you know what I mean, against Utah and the Holy War.

Now they've got to go on the road names. Yeah. And it's Iowa State or pass. Is Iowa State good? Not really. But it's Bear Bachmeier, who's a young QB. This is an Iowa State spot. And then Washington, look, I'm going to stand with Raspberry Beret over here. I think UDub at home is different.

They are.

Illinois's defense, I saw him get dotted for 500 against Purdue,

450 against Duke.

Duke just kept shooting themselves in the dingling.

Games that are Washington, correct?

Yes.

I still believe there's something when you cross the Mississippi.

So I know Indiana kind of spat in the face of that and so did Ohio State, but I don't

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