Hello, everybody welcome back to another episode of the Casual Criminalist.

As always, I'm your host Simon, I'm here one of my writers, in this case, Kevin.

Thank you, Kevin, has written me an episode, The Toy Box Killer, David Parker Ray.

Brilliant.

I'm really...

Toy Box Killer is like toys.

Oh no, killer.

If this is about killing kids, I'm going to be really depressed.

I was like...

I don't know what I was thinking when I picked this one.

Just like, yeah, let's do it.

Get it done.

Okay, here we go.

The format of the show,

I've never read this before.

We're going to read it and explore it together.

Do your audience.

Let's jump in. Today's episode is going to be a horrific tale of torture and sadism so you happen to be a sadist

then now's the time to grab your popcorn and prepare to revel in Simon's misery.

Oh yeah, being a sadist is nasty.

It's like, don't kink shame Simon.

Literally a sadist is someone who likes causing someone else pain, which is pretty

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