4.7 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2020
⏱️ 112 minutes
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0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
0:04.8 | Can I start with a complaint please? |
0:07.8 | It depends. I complain about what? |
0:10.8 | Well, we now have a thing in this house which is called Simon Mayer weather. |
0:15.0 | Because? |
0:16.9 | In the house. |
0:18.2 | Yes, in the house. |
0:19.6 | In the house. |
0:20.6 | Here's how it goes. |
0:21.9 | Simon Mayer weather is that the house is increasingly boiling hot during the day, |
0:27.8 | with all the radiators turned on full to the point that you start to think that you're |
0:33.4 | going to expire of heat death until a quarter past three on Thursday when all the boilers |
0:39.6 | have to be, well, the boiler has to be turned off in order that the noise pollution doesn't |
0:44.9 | spoil the show that I do with you. |
0:47.9 | And so, Simon Mayer weather is Thursday hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, cold, cold, |
0:54.4 | cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. |
0:56.0 | Now everyone in the house is now just waiting until the moment that I finish and they can |
0:59.8 | turn the boiler back on again. |
1:01.6 | OK, well, a number of things there. |
1:04.3 | I'm not going to. |
1:05.3 | I don't see why the hot weather has got anything to do with me. |
1:08.8 | Secondly, if you've got a noisy boiler, it's the Mayo program. |
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