How did you ever had any UFO experiences before this?

No, the irony, and I tell this story. My mother-in-law, she'll be listening.

She literally, every time I would go home, she would ask me, hey, do you see UFO?

Do you see a few? I'd be like, no.

When I first started dating my wife, she was a big like Nashlan choir.

She had all the, you know, supermarket tabloids, and I would always just feed her crap for it.

So this happens, and, you know, and I never say a word.

So my friends all knew it was a great story over beers, because they'd be like, hey, what's the coolest thing you ever saw flying?

I go, I chase the UFO, and they go, yeah, here I go now, seriously, and I tell them the story, and they're like, dude.

I go, yeah.

So typically when something like this happens, and there is some unexplained phenomenon, what do they do?

In this case, if we were in a threat environment, they would tell us, but they're off the coast of San Diego.

It doesn't come to the airways. We have no idea that these things are out there at all.

So they observe these things, and they never bother telling any of you guys.

That's correct.

She says, hey, sir, we've seen these objects. They've been, for two weeks, they've been coming down.

He's given us the whole story, says, we need you to go investigate. We want to know what these are.

So they're asking you to investigate in a jet that's unarmed. That's correct.

We're going to expose the truth behind this latest Joe Rogan episode with Commander David Fraver.

You know, the pilot that saw the UFOs, the Tick-Tack UFOs.

We're going to reveal the truth today. Well, you know, my truth at least.

I'm going to postulate some ideas that you probably haven't heard elsewhere about this supposed event.

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