David Describes His Weekend From Hell At The Hands Of Youth Sports
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome one and all on a Monday. We are back at it. Let's, uh, RICO, we've got to handle something before we get to the business. |
| 0:09.0 | Because we're going to get to the Tigers. I've got a way to fix the NBA lottery. And then obviously Pistons game four. |
| 0:15.2 | We'll talk about that in the five o'clock. But we are going to start with something because we have a man issue that needs |
| 0:22.3 | to be handled. |
| 0:23.4 | Now, I will tell you, David Hall made us all very sad. |
| 0:28.8 | I was in a good mood. |
| 0:30.5 | Very nice weekend. |
| 0:31.8 | Hope everyone had a lovely Mother's Day. |
| 0:34.5 | Look, David's like, hey, how was your weekend? |
| 0:38.3 | And I told him, it's smoker season. |
| 0:41.1 | We were able to get outside. |
| 0:43.1 | It was in the 60s. |
| 0:44.2 | And I go, you know what, it's time. |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.7 | And then I began talking, and I could just, David's face and general tone sank, like the, like the tigers in the standings oh boy and i went dude |
| 0:58.1 | what is your deal and david i'm not going to misquote you you went mike i have to be honest |
| 1:04.6 | i think i'm done wait david you didn't have a good weekend i mean it was great weather it |
| 1:10.5 | rained for a little bit but but thanks to the Knicks, |
| 1:12.5 | I got to go out and do a lot of stuff on Saturday, Sunday, |
| 1:15.5 | because Lord knows that game was over like that. |
| 1:17.9 | Whoops, no, no, David was upset that I got to barbecue, |
| 1:22.7 | or I got to use my smoker. |
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