Dave Stone - HoneyStone

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Larson, Sickler, Ryan, Comedy, Feast, Crabfeast, Jay, Comedy Interviews, Crab, Storytelling, Honeydew, Podcast

4.9 • 9.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Dave Stone! Dave Highlights the Lowlights of his time as a police officer, accepting a bribe, and facing years in prison.

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0:00.0	I get in, shut the door, due to immediately makes a wrong turn out of the parking lot.
0:06.8	And I am on his ass.
0:08.2	I'm like, ah, no, we know what we're going.
0:11.7	We know what we're going.
0:13.4	And he starts stuttering.
0:14.4	He gets nervous.
0:15.4	He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
0:18.8	I know a short cut.
0:19.8	Don't worry.
0:20.8	I'm going to get you there in a jiffy.
0:22.4	And I said, jiffy.
0:25.8	Nobody says jiffy anymore.
0:29.0	This son of a bitch is going to kill us.
0:32.0	Listen, that's right where my mind goes.
0:34.4	All right, you can judge me all you want to.
0:36.0	But I live my life like every gun is loaded.
0:39.3	OK?
0:40.0	Every snake is a king cobra.
0:42.6	And no matter what touches me in the ocean, it's jaws.
0:45.9	OK?
0:47.1	I know I've had seaweed hit me in the leg.
0:49.0	And I'm like, ah!
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