Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede, but together they rewrote it. This week we talk about different types of horror movies, ranging from gore to thriller, people’s fascination with films like Human Centipede as a spectacle, and play all the games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.3	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen.
0:40.4	One comedian doing his own voiceover for his own podcast due to monetary restrictions got
0:46.4	tired of pretending he's seen the wire in conversations at parties.
0:51.7	This is Never Seen It.
0:56.4	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:03.1	I'm Kyle Ayers.
1:04.7	Hey guys, this is Never Seen It.
1:06.2	I am your host, Kyle Ayers.
1:07.4	This is the podcast where I have comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. On today's episode, we have a two-man-writing crew. We are joined by Hampton Yunt and Dave Ross. How's it going, guys? Hello, I'm Dave. It's magical to be here. Kyle gave Hampton his xylophone and we're all fucked now.
1:27.9	It's going to be...
1:29.4	Oh no, I'll use it sparingly.
1:32.0	Really?
1:32.6	It hasn't even been a minute into the podcast that you played it.
1:37.6	Yeah. Don't give me things.
1:39.8	I let you pick it out of a pile.
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