You ever been dating someone and suddenly realized, oh my God, this person's a total idiot?

Every girl that's ever dated me?

How did I miss that?

Every girl that's ever dated me, I was like, yeah, I'm a comedian, you're going to figure it out eventually.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Maybe it's an ex.

Maybe it's the person you're currently with or maybe it's you.

For us, it usually is. But I only bring it up because recently a new survey came out asking

people to share their best I'm dating an idiot stories. We found the is going to be funny. We found the funniest ones.

Number eight on the list says my ex-boyfriend cooked dinner and secretly put shrimp in my food to see if I was actually allergic to shellfish.

Or if I was just being dramatic.

Oh, my gosh.

I have a friend who would die.

Like literally die and made a shrimp. Yes. Like, he dramatic. Oh my gosh. I have a friend who would die. Like literally die and they had a trim. Yes. That could actually be like something where he could get arrested for that. No, that could be a charge. It required an epipen and a trip to the ER. Oh my God. But he found out, no, I was not lying. It's not like a cat allergy. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like...

Well, it's good to just make sure that your significant others are being honest with you all the time because honesty is important in relationships.

He should do peanut butter next.

Yes.

Number seven, my date tried to argue with me about whether babies can breathe underwater.

He said they can because they haven't fully lost their gills from the womb. I see. I'm not sure what Birds in the Bees class he took, but I definitely want to sign up for that one. He took the Birds and the Fish class. Why do I feel like there's at least four men listening that are like, yeah, duh? Yeah. Yeah, there's an umbilical court, gentlemen. Yeah.

Number six, my ex-boyfriend and I got into a heated debate about whether or not dinosaurs were around during the American Revolution.

What?

He was 100% certain T-Rex was roaming the earth while George Washington was crossing the Delaware. I kind of remember a T-Rex in the background of that painting. You know, the famous one? They're just riding dinosaurs over the water. Jefferson rides one into battle. Oh, that's what it is. Was that a velociraptor? Oh, I can never tell the difference between the dinosaurs. Those ones are quick. We're looking at a survey where people shared their funniest. I'm dating a total idiot stories.

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