Dating Advice That Will F*ck You Up
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine
4.6 • 29.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
In a surprising twist this week, we're unpacking dating and sex advice you SHOULDN'T take. We're deep diving on the bad advice people give and how to spot it, debunking and discussing classic quotes like "you'll meet someone when you're not looking" and "opposites attract", plus sharing our listeners' hilarious sex tips gone wrong. And we catch up Rayna's bf meeting the fam, the best compliment Ashley received on a dating app, and fresh TV/movie recs. Hope you enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Who is every day going out like today? |
| 0:01.8 | I'm gonna be my husband, but also someone probably went out and said today I'm gonna be my husband and then they did |
| 0:06.3 | Yeah, it'll happen when you stop looking but I want to look |
| 0:09.0 | Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Welcome back. I see you hold it up |
| 0:30.9 | 72 degrees. It feels nice. There's a seven in front of it or six. How should I say to your dad? |
| 0:39.5 | I'll buy a nine seven this week. So many seven. Guys, also we have been in the studio for |
| 0:45.4 | six hours. We have been here. It's after 4.30 we're starting to record. You know that I don't like |
| 0:54.0 | to record after my bedtime. I know it's like sleepy time. We've had a lot going on. Listen, big things |
| 0:58.7 | popping. Guys, we haven't even talked about the huge things. We are really doing big things. I'm |
| 1:03.9 | just that's all I'm gonna say. We've been working on a whole new thing we haven't talked about. |
| 1:06.7 | We're not gonna talk about it, but I'm just letting you guys know it's coming. It's huge. |
| 1:11.7 | We're working on something huge and it's not just like a new influencer partner. |
| 1:17.5 | Right. It's not just like a collab. We don't have like our own flavor. It's a bare hair |
| 1:21.5 | care deal and that's all I'm gonna say and I can't wait. Yeah, we're gonna tease it every week |
| 1:26.7 | until the end of time with no details. I started saying this last week, but this is actually it. |
| 1:32.2 | It's last call for tickets for this tour of shows. If you guys have never been to a girl's |
| 1:37.4 | got to eat show, it is nothing like your normal comedy show. It's a wild ass over the top. |
| 1:42.6 | Girls night, bring your friends. If you are in Raleigh, well, we don't take us anymore for that. |
| 1:46.8 | Charlotte, Charles and Irlanda, we have so many fun shows lined up for you guys in the best cities. |
| 1:52.2 | We are so excited. Please come out. Tickets girls got a podcast.com. Get them. Just get them. |
| 1:56.7 | Just get them. And then also if you guys didn't see Boston, we added a third show. You got to come. |
| 2:01.4 | Actually, I don't break up if you don't come. Should be so mad at me. So third show, Friday, |
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