DATABANK BRAWL REWIND - Scout Trooper v Biggs with Star Wars Explained! - EP 108

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Tv & Film, Star Wars Podcasts, Star Wars

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🗓️ 8 February 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...

From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more!

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0:00.0	Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl.
0:05.0	This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020.
0:10.9	The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one.
0:16.1	If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal.
0:18.7	We pick two characters from the star wars databank and then
0:21.6	make up a deadly fight between them pain shame and comedy ensue yes we hope you enjoy the jokes we
0:28.5	made on purpose and the random comments about the future of star wars which are now hilariously
0:33.8	outdated so with no further ado here is Databank Brawl Rewan.
0:47.9	As Obi-1-Kinobie once said, hello there, and welcome to Databank Brawl.
0:52.5	The podcast, when we learned about Star Wars characters, discuss them, share our feelings, and then make those characters fight for our amusement. And yours is well. I'm your host. My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. I have some whiskey. Here as always is Ken Napsock. He has some whiskey too. I have some whiskey, some good stuff. I don't know what it's called. it was handed to me at a birthday party once, and it's really good stuff. You have surprise birthday whiskey. Surprise birthday whiskey, indeed. Happy to be here. It's not about the whiskey. It's about the Star Wars characters. We're about to kill. That is right. Somebody is going to die or have their feelings hurt. Those are the high stakes here on Databank Brawl.
1:28.1	We have some great guests.
1:29.8	They've appeared on a couple different episodes of Databank Brawl,
1:32.3	and we are thrilled to have them back for what I think will be kind of a special episode.
1:36.7	From Star Wars Explained, it is Alex and Molly Damon.
1:39.8	Hey, yo.
1:42.6	And you both have not whiskey, but beer. Just beer, yeah. Just beer. Just, you know, it does its job. Yeah. Was this handed to you randomly by someone like Ken's mystery whiskey, or do you know where this beer came from? No, he went straight to a 7-Eleven before we came here. Just a block away. It's a good 7-Eleven.
2:02.0	I know that one.
2:02.7	The 7-Eleven down the block.
2:04.4	More trustworthy or less trustworthy than a random person at a birthday party?
2:08.4	I don't know.
2:09.5	But we are going to get right into this.
2:12.5	We just finished up our big solo tournament, and now we're going to get back to some classic
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