Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl.

This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020.

The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one.

If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal.

We pick two characters from the star wars databank and then

make up a deadly fight between them pain shame and comedy ensue yes we hope you enjoy the jokes we

made on purpose and the random comments about the future of star wars which are now hilariously

outdated so with no further ado here is Databank Brawl Rewan.

As Obi-1-Kinobi once said, hello there, and welcome to Databank Brawl, the podcast where we learn about Star Wars characters, discuss them, share our feelings, and then make those characters fight for our amusement, and also yours. I'm your host. My name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me, as always is Ken Nabsock. Happy to be here as we race towards Databank 100. Databank 100, yes. And if you're listening, listening going what's going on with that i got a plan

i got a plan got something big real real big putting together a team i'm putting together a team

we're going to do a heist in actual real life we're going to get to zoom we're going to go and try

to steal something from target and see if we're getting it well there you go no no uh it'll be like

that but less legally dangerous for Ken and I. We are recording in the morning, so right now we only have the sweet, sweet memory of last night's whiskey. No actual whiskey present for this episode of Databank brawl. We'll see what it does. We'll see what happens. Ken, are you ready to get right into it? Love it. Let's do it. All right. Our first combatant is one of those characters that it is shocking, shocking that the character has not appeared on Databank Brawl. Seems like an obvious candidate. And so here he is finally Dr. Cornelius Evison. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Yeah, that would, you would have thought that would have been like one of the first.

I have had him in the roster of like, oh, what about, oh, uh, uh, yeah, he's, he got bumped a while

back, uh, because we had a bunch of doctors in row.

Yeah, yeah.

But he is back to fight the good fight, and here's what Star Wars.com

Databank has to say about this fellow grubby, scard smuggler from Alaskan.

Cornelius Evison was once a promising surgeon, but became notorious for conducting

cruel medical experiments. Dr. Evzzen tried to bully Luke Skywalker in the most icely canteen,

boasting that he faced a death sentence in 12 systems. The doctor and his pal, Bonababa,

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