Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Data Bank Braw.

This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020.

The episodes are buried deep in our archives so so we are re-releasing them, starting with episode one.

If you've never heard Databank Braw, here's the deal. We pick two characters from the Star Wars Databank,

and then make up a deadly fight between the pain, shame, and comedy ensue.

Yes, we hope you enjoy the jokes we made on purpose and the random comments about the future of

Star Wars which are now hilariously outdated.

So with no further ado, here to Data Bank Brawl, the podcast where we learn about Star Wars characters

Discuss them search our feelings and then make those characters fight for our amusement and hopefully yours as well I am your host my name is Joseph

scrimshaw with me as always is mr. Ken knapsock. So happy to be here you know it's one of

my favorite shows of all time Joseph I love killing the people I love.

We have hurt a lot of good Star Wars characters and we're just going to keep hurting them.

We've had a lot of, I think, very fun, ridiculous battles.

Yeah. We have visited a lot of bars where Star Wars characters behave

poorly, they don't make responsible drinking decisions and they end up gourd, shot.

It happens more than probably we maybe should let it happen, but it's just rings so true.

It does. We try to be honest in these fights and we say what will bring them to the point of fighting and sometimes it's a little tipple

And it's too late

So maybe this one will occur in a bar. It'd be weird. Yeah, we'll see

Oh, okay. We'll see we'll see where it happens

you know I feel like I often say this is going to be a weird one but that's really

the concept of the show yes so I will say it's going to be a weird one when we have two really

...