DATABANK BRAWL REWIND - A Tale of Two Capes (Lando v Krennic) - EP 78

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Star Wars Podcasts, Tv & Film, Star Wars

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🗓️ 6 July 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...

From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Fern Cotton from the podcast Happy Place, which is currently sponsored by British Airways Holidays.
0:07.1	Now ahead of going away myself this summer, I've been thinking about how I can do it right.
0:12.1	And after a little natter with the British Airways Holidays team, I've heard all the different reasons people might choose to travel.
0:18.7	From getting lost in a book, to eating really good local food, to finding time for a hobby like bouldering or painting.
0:25.6	Maybe I should start doing some painting on holiday. I love that.
0:28.6	Whatever the reason you choose to get away, British Airways holidays can help you take it more seriously.
0:34.6	British Airways holidays at all-all protected, offer a 24-hour holiday
0:38.3	helpline, and allow you to book with a low deposit. All holidays include a generous
0:42.6	baggage allowance per person. Go toBA.com forward slash holidays to find out more.
0:50.0	Hello there and welcome to an encore presentation of Databank Brawl.
0:54.9	This is a show we started way back in 2016 and ran all the way through early 2020.
1:00.8	The episodes are buried deep in our archives, so we are re-releasing them starting with episode one.
1:06.0	If you've never heard Databank brawl, here's the deal.
1:08.7	We pick two characters from the star wars databank and then
1:11.5	make up a deadly fight between them pain shame and comedy ensue yes we hope you enjoy the jokes we
1:18.4	made on purpose and the random comments about the future of star wars which are now hilariously
1:23.8	outdated so with no further ado here is Databank Brawl Rewa.
1:32.9	As Obi-1-Kinobie once said, hello there, and welcome to Data Bank Brawl, the podcast
1:41.4	where we learn about Star Wars characters, discuss our feelings about those characters, and then make those characters fight for our amusement.
1:49.0	And hopefully yours, I'm your host.
1:50.6	My name is Joseph Scrimshaw with me, as always, except for that one time, is Ken Napsock.
1:55.3	Glad to be back.
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