Daniel Van Kirk Has Never Seen My Cousin Vinny

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Daniel Van Kirk has never seen My Cousin Vinny, but he rewrote it and we read his script. DVK returns! We take a read through his incredibly funny script of what he’s pretty sure My Cousin Vinny probably is. A lot of movie talk, growing up and somehow not seeing things talk, then some Never Seen It games! Thank you for listening! Find us online @neverseenitshow on instagram and twitter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:50.3	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.
1:04.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:10.7	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
1:13.4	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.
1:18.3	On today's episode, The Incredibly Funny, Wonderful, Kind, Good Souled.
1:23.6	Daniel Van Kirk joins us.
1:25.6	Dan has never seen my cousin Vinnie, but he rewrote it and we read his
1:30.6	script. Dan, you know, is a co-host of pen pals with Rory Scoville. He is one of the hosts of
1:36.5	Dumb People Town with the Sclar brothers. He's an incredibly good stand-up comedian. Just a best dude.
1:42.0	He's been on here before. He's never seen seen hosiers which i assume he's watched since
1:45.8	then but i don't know but today he has never seen my cousin vennie and he rewrote it and we read his
1:51.0	script please enjoy this episode it is wonderful it is funny i have a just the best time it's always
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