The wrestling superstar Raven. A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it as everything from...

Who's this Raven jerk?

And?

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. A spider my rage,

still just a red and a cage.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies and reprobates.

This is Raven. Hey, I got to get this thing tuned. This slide whistle needs a tune up.

There we go. Hello and welcome to today's show

it's gonna be a hot one, bad at least lukewarm.

We don't promise much and even then we rarely deliver.

We're not number one, We're not number one. We'd be lucky to be

number 68. Of course then we'd owe you one. But um-pum.

Anywho, let's get to the most important part of the show, the Busby Hip Snaps.

I meant the most impotent part of the show, but before we can get snapped, we can snap

with the Heps, we have to introduce the Hepp Snnapper himself, a man who took's the fifth at

mattress gate, Don the fifth when he masturbates and came in fifth in races we hate.

Oh that's a shame you only came in fifth.

So it's adorable.

What's that?

That's adorable.

Ah, I've been introduced to you yet.

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