Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.

Allison, Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.

Allison, Rosen, do? times never end. And, I'll see it.

I'm doing the way because your hands again.

I'll see it, ros in.

Allison, Rose in.

Allison's your new best friend.

Hey, everyone, hi hello hello welcome to another very exciting episode of

Allison Rosen is your best friend. I'm sitting here in my studio with my husband Daniel hello hello and before we start I would like to remind you if you like

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ago that was re-released with new material go buy that are you even doing if you

don't have that you call yourself an Allison fan, an Allison Stan.

You disgust me. Or you call yourself a hater, one who consumes my content with hate in your can't be, yeah you cannot be a

hater if you don't have every piece of merge. That's right.

And every book. Also, you have to know what you're talking about. You know what really bugs the shit out of me Daniel five stars well I was

gonna say when someone subscribes to my Patreon at some of the higher levels.

Oh my god boy do I feel like a failure when that happens?

If you do that then you have all the leeway in every right to be a hater, but only then.

That's right.

But you know what else really just makes me stay up at night,

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