Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's Dating Advice!)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Daniel thinks everything that happened before a certain age is "cringe" and unfortunately this leads to us recalling some pretty embarrassing stages of our lives. Also young love, one-upmanship, potato chips, Elliot's oral surgery, Gilly and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:06.0 | Allison, Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end. |
| 0:11.0 | Allison, Rosen, do? times never end. I'm asking, |
| 0:13.0 | and do the way he gets your hands again. |
| 0:17.0 | Allison, Rosen, Allison, Rosen. |
| 0:20.0 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.0 | Hey everyone, hi hello welcome to another exciting episode of |
| 0:26.4 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I'm sitting here in my studio. Now Daniel Kwanz, my husband, was here mere moments ago because he's on this |
| 0:36.5 | episode. However, something was going on with my throat, so I sent him inside |
| 0:42.1 | because I saw a Tik Talk which said that when singers are having |
| 0:47.1 | phlegm problems not to disgust you they eat potato chips and they also apparently drink gummy bear tea because something like the |
| 0:55.2 | glycerin and the ghill bears but I'm not having him toss some gummy bears in a cup of hot water |
| 1:00.2 | although maybe I should have but anyway I sent him inside to bring back potato chips |
| 1:05.7 | which I will then attempt to coquettishly eat off Mike to see if it helps my throat. But anyway, this is like the fourth time I've said hello and it sounded congested and weird. |
| 1:19.0 | But yeah, while we wait for Daniel with chips to arrive, I'd like to remind you if you like the show or even if you don't please make sure to leave us a comment, if you will on Apple Podcast or wherever you're listening. |
| 1:36.8 | It helps the show. |
| 1:37.8 | Tell a friend, subscribe, rate, review. |
| 1:41.8 | I started the show without you honey. It does feel it well it's |
| 1:45.3 | Thursday. You got to get on Mike when you got this important trenchant cultural |
| 1:51.4 | commentary. Now you're eating the chips. Are you eating them for it? Oh. |
| 1:57.0 | Daniel claims he's flummy too. |
| 2:00.0 | All right. And he also said the chips are stale. They are going to hear murmurs of this gold and they want to hear it on Mike. Now I promised I was going to coquettishly eat them off Mike so now I got to lean back. |
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