Dan Cummins - Door Hash
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Dan Cummins (Trying To Get Better) stops by as Daniel explains why a man called police after finding marijuana in his food delivery, Randy unravels why a driver tried to switch places with his dog during a DUI stop, and Jason describes how a man posed as a policeman to see Megan Thee Stallion in concert, and so much more!
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| 0:14.4 | Dan and Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lack in ways and sometimes choose the life they choose will make the news breaking down each epic failed in Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they |
| 0:17.7 | You didn't make this go |
| 0:20.3 | go go listen to our podcast band To our podcast with co-host, our man Dan, |
| 0:25.0 | vendors, don't be a jerk, |
| 0:27.0 | because when the music comes, |
| 0:28.0 | funny hits, we are gonna take you down. |
| 0:32.0 | Stick around, make a sound bunker down, We are going to take you down. |
| 0:32.5 | Stick around. |
| 0:33.6 | Make a sound bunker down. |
| 0:34.6 | East dump people town. |
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