Dan Ahdoot - Red Bull Was The Case That They Gave Me

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Comedian and author Dan Ahdoot sits in as Daniel describes a couple that blames their robbery spree on their Red Bull addiction, Jason ponders why thieves in Florida called the cops to help them move stolen goods, and Randy explains how a man ended his years long airport sign prank and more importantly how much it cost, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Damn it, Brandon, Jay will share tails of ghosts, so unaware they lacked in race, and sometimes
0:10.0	you still might be chooseful, make the new, breaking down each epic failed and flawed
0:15.0	others, at price bail, I'm happy to say that you didn't make this dumb.
0:21.0	Don't listen to our contacts, random with cause, arm and damn.
0:25.0	Don't be a jerk, almost wetter, y'all just don't look funny.
0:30.0	It's the way our guns take you down.
0:33.0	Stick around, make a sound, underdown, and stomp people down.
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1:04.0	They may.
1:05.0	Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
1:09.0	Population you.
1:10.0	Population a dude.
1:11.0	Ooh, Jay, your voice sounds great.
1:13.0	A little bit.
1:14.0	A little bit.
1:15.0	Dan a dude in a boot.
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