I think everyone thinks it's like you're on the beach in this paradise, but also dodging killer animals at all time.

What I believe happens in Australia is, yes, you sit on the beach and kangaroos wearing like little bow ties, bring you drinks.

You know, trained kangaroos, obviously. You know, they have been in a little pouch.

They bring out a drink and you put the money in the pouch.

I have yet to have anyone prove me wrong that that is how Australia is.

I demand a trained kangaroo for the fantasy football happy hour.

T.J.F. Kids, thank God. It is Friday. It's noon here on Peacock.

But it is 5 o'clock somewhere.

So bottoms up to you. Connor J. Rogers making his debut on The Happy Hour. Of course, my name is Matthew Barry.

Connor, you are the lead draft analyst for Bleach Report. You've spent eight years at Bleach Report.

Of course, you also host the NFL Stock Exchange podcast for our friends over at pro football focus. And you are,

you're a snappy dresser. Thank you, Mr. Barry. Yeah. And you're also like 12. I don't have to get ID'd on the way in here. Like, are you? Are you allowed to drink with us? Like, how old are you?

You're like, you literally, they, you know, damn it, I just, here's the thing. I get out of ESPN.

I no longer have to sit next to Field Yates.

Thank God, who looks 12 next to me.

And now I'm here with you, Connor, who looks 11 and a half.

Why do people keep putting good-looking young guys next to me?

Is it just like, hey, maybe we can distract from Barry's balding head?

Did they give you that note when they gave you the gig?

It's the only reason I'm here.

I hate to tell you.

I'm not here for football knowledge.

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