Yeah, networks.

Dear diary. I've been going out with Bose since midday yesterday. My mom is such a bitch. I'm not dumping either of them. I'm going to keep

them both hanging on. Cassie Smith is the most unpopular girl in school. Suck shit, bitch.

God, why am I such a bitch?

Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Dear Diary,

Your Eft, with myself Hannah Ferrier and I'm so excited for our guest this week.

I have been told to introduce him as New York Times best selling author Dame Brian Moyland.

Hi Brian.

Hi, how are you?

Thank you for using my official title.

Oh, of course, I went on your Instagram and I was like, okay, boom, now I know how to introduce him.

I live in the UK and you know how when you sign up for things there's like a pull down menu of like Mr and Mrs or whatever and like the UK has all the like titles and so I always pick like Dane Brian Moylan and so far like nobody has told me I can't do that so I'm just going with that.

I picked Doctor okay? I'm just trying to get upgraded on a plane quite frankly.

Same, same.

And of course the best selling book we are talking about is The Real Housewives,

the real story behind the real housewives.

So I'm so excited to have you on.

Thank you. I'm so excited to speak with you. I had never watched below deck until quarantine started.

I was like, I can't watch every Bravo show, but then for some reason I was like now's the time and watch like it gets you

hooked yeah did you watch all five seasons yes but I don't know why I did it like this, but I watch them backwards.

So I watch like, season, well I think it was season four, because then we, I watched the most recent season in real time, but I watched like-3-2-1 so it was kind of like a weird progression.

You were like, wow, she's getting messier and yeah.

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