Stephanie Alley are hanging in, we're cracking wise with the news and we'll do all that right after this.

As we approach 14 years of podcasting, here's a memorable moment from the Ace Awards archives.

My fifth film was full of metal jacket. I was in the Philippines, I was a single guy. I've

reshiat medically retired at Asmuringor, got hurt, be it NAMM, and I decided, well hell, I liked it

in the Far East. I would go back to the Far East, you can live over there on this retirement,

little smaller retirement check like a king. So I went back to the Far East, had a couple of bars

of whore house. How many girls did you have? I had maximum was six, at one time I had six,

I was down as far as three because they keep getting married, you know, they turn on. They say,

you know, they meet some young PFC that falls madly in love with them, the next thing you damn,

whores out there, get married for a great night. Now for some new memorable moments, let's get back

to the Adam Corolla show. Arleigh, Ernie, everybody. She will be missed. That was dude think.

Gunny, I love that guy. So sad he's gone. All right, wait a minute, Steph had

a new story. It's Canadian, but it's also a big news story. So I'm from Toronto and our mayor,

John Tory, the mayor of Toronto, just stepped down late Friday after a late night news conference

because he had cheated on his wife when an employee in his office. Really?

68 year old was known as a straight lace button down modern conservative. Almost as popular as

the almost most polar opposite of our previous mayor, Rob Ford. So we know Rob Ford. So Toronto

was just we're just two for two on dog shit mayors right now. So he cheated with a 30 year old

secretary in his office. She don't know his wife and then stepped down in this office.

In the office. He's that now that's it. I had a tip of the cap. The guys can do it in the office.

You know what I mean? I just feel like they're bad here footsteps coming down the hall. You'd hear

window washer comes by. You know, I would feel wildly distracted. Looks like tails from a crypt.

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