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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Summary
Ever bomb a speech so hard you forget to thank your own family? Yeah… that happened. In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, we break down Lern’s Hall of Fame induction (feat. panic, improv, and immediate regret), plus a deep dive into college nostalgia, questionable Vegas Bomb decisions, and why nobody under 25 drinks like we used to.
Then things take a turn—because of course they do. We get into funeral chaos (including Spotify ads mid-service… yes, really), the awkward reality of planning your own death playlist, and why writing down your final wishes might save your family from accidentally playing bluegrass at your send-off. Sprinkle in some classic Rizz Show roasting, and you’ve got yourself peak daily comedy energy.
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| 0:00.0 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 0:05.6 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, and what the debris on the road can do to our cars and our tires. |
| 0:12.9 | Dobbs keeps us rolling with the best new tire prices in town guaranteed. |
| 0:17.4 | And they've got locations all over the place, staffed with expert techs who take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville, Overland and Waterloo, full service, tire and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any auto shop. They're fixed forever warranty guarantees to parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own the car. |
| 0:41.3 | Dobbs Digital Vehicle Inspections, send real photos, videos, and explanations from ASC certified techs right to your phone |
| 0:48.0 | so you could see what they see and make informed decisions for your vehicle. |
| 0:52.1 | Schedule your service online 24-7 at go-to-dobs.com. |
| 0:56.0 | That's go-to-dobs.com. The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs. |
| 1:15.3 | Dobbs, Tire, and Auto Centers are hiring. |
| 1:17.2 | Now with 42 stores. |
| 1:18.8 | Apply it, go to dobs.com today. |
| 1:21.2 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 1:23.8 | The listener discretion is advised. |
| 1:28.6 | Rizuto. Rizudo. Rurudo. Rizzuto. |
| 1:29.8 | Rizzuto. |
| 1:30.9 | Rorudo? |
| 1:35.1 | Dozio? |
| 1:38.8 | Doz. |
| 1:39.1 | Hey! |
| 1:40.6 | Oh, great. |
| 1:41.8 | Come on. |
| 1:42.2 | Hey, I'm broadcasting in Spanish. |
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