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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 178 minutes
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Summary
You ever wake up expecting a normal day… and instead get a full-blown civic uprising, a fake music festival announcement, and a neighborhood scandal involving dog poop? Yeah, same.
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a comedy podcast stops pretending to be normal and fully leans into the chaos.
First up, we meet Bill Parmentier — a man who didn’t campaign, didn’t plan, and still managed to win a local election as a write-in candidate. Not just win… dominate. This guy single-handedly restored faith in democracy while the rest of us can barely remember our own passwords. It’s inspirational. It’s confusing. It’s very, very funny.
Then, because stability is overrated, the show decides to completely rename itself. New identities, new personalities, same questionable decision-making. It’s like a midlife crisis… but for a radio show.
From there, things escalate quickly:
We invent fake bands that somehow feel real enough to headline a festival (looking at you, Velvet Canoe), and casually announce a completely unhinged version of Rizz Fest that would absolutely get shut down in under 10 minutes.
And just when you think we’ve peaked… enter: The Man in the Tiny Blue Shorts.
A Nextdoor post calls out a mysterious neighbor who commits the ultimate suburban crime — disposing of dog business in someone else’s freshly emptied trash bin. What follows is a breakdown so detailed, so passionate, it turns into a full-blown character assassination… and eventually a children’s book. Because of course it does.
This comedy podcast episode is packed with ridiculous storytelling, sarcastic commentary, and the kind of everyday absurdity that somehow feels way too relatable.
If you’re into daily chaos, weird news, and a group of grown adults making everything worse (but funnier), this is your kind of comedy podcast.
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