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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 177 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a masterclass in overconfidence, poor decisions, and somehow… peanut butter and jelly becoming the most heated debate of the day.
It kicks off with the universal lie we’ve all told ourselves: “I can fix that.” One YouTube video later and suddenly you’re at the hardware store dropping hundreds of dollars on tools you’ll use exactly once—before calling a professional anyway. The crew shares their own DIY disasters, including half-finished repairs, plumbing nightmares, and the sacred tradition of yelling “hold the flashlight” while nobody holds it correctly. It’s relatable. It’s painful. It’s exactly why this is a funny podcast.
Then, like all great conversations, things take a hard left turn into peanut butter and jelly territory. Not just a casual mention—no, this becomes a full-blown breakdown of flavors, techniques, bread choices, and whether Uncrustables are a gift to humanity or a pre-packaged cry for help. Grape vs. strawberry. Homemade vs. store-bought. Crunchy vs. smooth. And somehow, Captain Crunch enters the chat like it belongs there.
Just when you think things can’t get more ridiculous, the crew dives into Match Up With Moon, where trivia questions expose just how confident—and wildly incorrect—everyone can be. From tool brands to planet rotations to Apple slogans that absolutely no one gets right, it’s a beautiful disaster of guesses, second-guessing, and full-on chaos. The kind of chaos that makes this a funny podcast worth coming back to every day.
By the end, you’ll have learned nothing useful about DIY, way too much about PB&J preferences, and witnessed a trivia round that spirals into complete nonsense. In other words, a perfectly normal episode of this funny podcast.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right, St. Louis, real talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. |
| 0:05.9 | So I called the Happy Roof Company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. |
| 0:12.9 | They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone |
| 0:22.2 | saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, |
| 0:27.7 | solid workmanship, high end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house. Not some patch |
| 0:33.8 | and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. |
| 0:38.5 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
| 0:44.5 | Tell them you heard about it on the rich show. |
| 0:46.2 | Go to the happyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301. That's 314-665-301. |
| 0:54.3 | That's 314-665-3-001, the Happy Roof Co. |
| 0:59.7 | Because who doesn't want a happy ending? |
| 1:02.2 | Riz here for Dobbs' Tire and Auto Centers. |
| 1:04.5 | Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 1:07.7 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, |
| 1:14.5 | and what the debris on the road can do to our cars and our tires. |
| 1:19.0 | Dobbs keeps us rolling with the best new tire prices in town guaranteed. |
| 1:26.8 | And they've got locations all over the place, staffed with expert techs who take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. |
| 1:27.7 | And with the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville, Overland, and Waterloo, full-service |
| 1:32.2 | tire and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any |
| 1:36.7 | auto shop. They're fixed forever warranty guarantees to parts and labor on their auto services |
| 1:41.7 | for as long as you own the car. Dobbs digital vehicle inspections, send real photos, videos, and explanations from ASC certified |
| 1:48.5 | texts right to your phone so you could see what they see and make informed decisions |
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