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DAILY SHOW: Early Morning Kissin On Rizzuto’s 20th Anniversary| Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 182 minutes

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Summary

If you’ve ever misplaced your keys and thought your morning was bad, imagine realizing it at 5:40 AM when you’re supposed to be on a daily podcast in 20 minutes. That’s exactly what happened to Rafe — which triggered a full-blown on-air investigation into where his keys went, how quickly he blamed his wife, and whether an emergency Uber ride was about to save the show.

Marriage milestones, celebrity meltdowns, and one of the greatest radio freakouts of all time — just another completely normal day on The Rizzuto Show.

In this episode of the funny podcast chaos factory, Rizz celebrates a huge personal milestone: 20 years of marriage. That’s two decades of early alarms, family chaos, and Amelia somehow still deciding not to trade him in for a newer model. The crew takes a moment to reflect on what it actually takes to survive 20 years of wedded bliss… including 4,000+ mornings of a 2:30AM alarm clock and almost 19,000 hours of solo parenting while Rizz talks nonsense on the radio.

But the celebration quickly turns into the kind of hilarious derailment you expect from a daily comedy show when the infamous “Divorce Gorilla” gets brought back into the conversation. Nothing says romance like a guy in a gorilla suit serving legal papers.

Some episodes of The Rizzuto Show start light and goofy… and some start with a story that makes everyone immediately uncomfortable before we pivot straight into ridiculous trivia battles. Guess which one this is

  • Why Buc-ee’s just got slapped with an F rating from the Better Business Bureau
  • The exact age when family vacations finally stop being parenting in another zip code
  • Whether couples should try the new travel trend called “seat divorce” on airplanes
  • And why spring break flights are about to be filled with screaming toddlers

Basically, it’s another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show, the daily podcast where weird news, life stories, and sarcastic commentary collide every single morning.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, weirdos? Just a little bit of housekeeping for this week. Don't forget May 2nd at the pageant is Can You Feel the Punk Tonight?

0:06.6

Tickets are available now at can you feel the punk tonight.com for a 3 p.m. matinee show and an 8 p.m. late show.

0:12.8

Plus a VIP experience is available. A tribute to all things Disney music, including Star Wars stuff, show themes, and the movie classics. A great all-ages show, done punk, sky, and rock style. Can You Feel the Punk Tonight.com? We'll see you May 2nd at the pageant. And now, on with the chlorophyll. The Rosuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs. Dobbs, tire, and Auto Centers are hiring. Now with 42 stores.

0:39.6

Apply it, go to dobs.com today.

0:40.7

All right, let's hit it.

0:44.7

The listener discretion is advanced.

0:48.0

Rizzuto.

0:49.1

Rizuto.

0:50.2

Veruto? Rurudo.

0:57.4

Hey!

0:59.1

Good morning, everybody.

1:01.5

It is March the 12th.

1:03.4

It's a Thursday, and we are live.

1:06.2

That's right.

1:07.0

And we're all here?

1:08.3

Mm-hmm.

1:09.4

Although I thought for a moment that Rayfe Williams was not going to make it. Winning. I mean, my phone rings at 540. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. And Moon and I are kissing. We're having our... That's right. We're a daily makeup session. We're hugging. We're prepping. I knew I was interrupting that too, but I'm just upsetting. We're smooching. And then any time my phone rings at that time in the morning, I, you know, my heart flutters. Oh, God. You know, what's happening? What's happening? Everybody's accounted for except for Ray. What's happening? Rfe goes, can't find my keys.

1:45.8

What?

1:46.5

I'm taking an Uber in.

1:48.1

What?

1:49.2

How do you...

1:50.3

You're a mess over there.

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