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Your Daily Horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Who are you doing your horoscopes with? I'm going to do them with Danielle. I love the sassy attitude. Sure, her mic is out of them. Hello. All right, she's going to sound splatty. All right, it's bad. Oh, my gosh, there's a lot of birthdays. You ready? Bad Bunny, Chuck Norris.

Wait, stop.

Yes.

Bad Bunny. Yes. All right, she's going to sound splatty. All right, it's bad. Oh, my gosh, there's a lot of birthdays. You ready?

Bad Bunny, Chuck Norris. Wait, stop. Yes. Bad Bunny. Yes. And then Chuck Norris. John Hamm. John Hamm. Timbaland, Carrie Underwood, Olivia Wilde, and Robin Thick. Wow. That's a pretty good party, except for one of them. Don't tell us which one.

Pisces, motivation drops mid-trial. Wow. That's a pretty good party except for one of them. Don't tell us which one.

Pisces, motivation drops midday, so lower expectations and protect your piece above all else.

Your day is a five.

Aries, a bold idea, is going to start looking practical, and you are ready to act decisively.

Your day's an eight.

Hey, Taurus, you are recognizing your own patterns more clearly today. See if there's something you can adjust to maximize your days of nine. Ooh, Gemini, something you say casually is going to hit someone a little more seriously. So pay attention. Your days of seven. Cancer, stop over explaining yourself. They didn't get it the first time. Walk away. Save your energy. Your days in nine. Leo, attention is everywhere. If eyes are on you, just give them a good show. Your days in eight. Virgo, a small detail you noticed today ends up saving everyone time later on. Trust it. Your days of nine. Libra, you are craving balance again after a busy few days.

So listen to that signal.

Your day's a six.

Scorpio, your intuition about somebody proves correct today.

Even if you say nothing yet, your day is an eight.

Sagittarius.

Movement helps clear your head.

Even a short walk will change tense feelings.

Your days is seven.

Capricorn, something practical

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