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Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Let's get into the horoscopes.

Why, who's going to do horoscopes?

All right, I actually got an email yesterday from an Adam Smithson, which sounds like a fake name.

But he said, Sam, on your last day of maternity leave, will you please read with straight Nate tomorrow? That's nice. I feel like I have to honor that as my final request before stepping out. Nate, Nate, when are you going on a maternity leave? Stop! Stop! Oh, God, I hate it when you do horoscopes. Here we go. Get ready for the joy. Can you turn it up a little extra today, please?

Oh, you want it amped up?

Yeah, I'll give you an eight on the scale here.

You guys, keep in.

I'm still in charge here.

You should come in and try to please me.

Wait, you haven't delegated that yet.

Delegate to being in charge?

Yeah.

That's supposed to be Nate's job. Anyway, go. If it's your birthday, you share it with Jennifer Garner and, oh, Danielle Victoria

Beckham.

I love Victoria Beckham.

Hey, Aries, you're taking things a bit personally today.

Try not to make anything about you.

That doesn't make sense.

But the stars are confusing sometimes.

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