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Your Daily Horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Producer Sam, how you feeling today?

I'm feeling good.

Shockingly.

Is that baby crawling out yet?

I think it's trying, but it's not finding the correct exit.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

That could, uh, that could look funny. Uh, anyway, who are you doing your horoscopes with? I'm going to do it with Scotty B. who also loves to pretend he has a belly sometimes. Oh, Scotty, how's your exit today? It's all good? It's huge. Oh, God. Okay. All right. Nice visual. If it's your birthday today, you share it with our friend Andrew Festo along with Sarah Michelle Geller and Adrian Brody. Oh, oh, wait, wait. If you have the chance, you've got to go see Adrian Brody on Broadway right now. I saw Fear of 13 and it's that Nick Yaris, famous story that he spent like 22 years on death row for murder he didn't commit. So good. Go see it. Go see it. I think she's like the producer or something. I did not see that coming. Wait, 22 years on death row for a murder he did not commit? Yeah, there's a documentary if you can't make it to see the show.

But if you can, you got to go see it.

He's painfully good.

You know, this month we're celebrating our 30th year doing this morning show. I know that feeling. Serving a sentence for 30 years. Oh, yeah. You don't deserve it, Elvis. You don't deserve it. That's not nice. All right, let's go. It's not nice at all, sorry.

Okay, Aries, you're learning to pause before

reacting and you'll walk away a lot prouder of yourself your days of seven

Taurus you don't need to do anything extra today just being you will get

fantastic results your days of ten Gemini something you decide to organize today

will save you time and energy tomorrow your days in eight

oh cancer try choosing honesty over comfort it might feel harder in the moment, but it will

be best in the long run. Your days is seven. Leo, you're finally seeing through someone's BS.

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