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Looking at your texts, you can text us if you wanted, 55100.

Someone texted through, you're talking about how planes are being delayed with the air traffic

control issues or whatever.

I have got to catch my plane to Houston.

This is the weekend of the Lone Star Spanking Party.

You don't want to miss that.

No?

No, you don't.

Especially if you bought tickets.

So I've been looking into this.

Being from the Lone Star State myself, never knew we had one of these going on down in Houston.

The Texas Lone Star Spanking Party. No. It's this weekend. store state myself never knew we had one of these going on down in Houston the Texas

lone star spanking party it's this weekend and they do all sorts of things you register

they also check you for COVID they test you because all these COVID yeah just COVID they're

checking for God they have a cocktail social a meetreet pizza party, and then the spanking begins.

Registrations going on.

They do have one little place you can go to called the principal's office.

Well.

So you sign up to go get spanked or you sign up to do the spanking?

Oh, I'm glad you. Well, there's spankers and spankies. Yes. Now, if you want to get spanked or you sign up to do the spanking? Oh. Oh, I'm glad you, well, there's spankers and spankies. Yes. Now, if you want to get spanked, everyone's welcome. Okay. But spankers, they need to vet the spankers. Oh. They need to make sure they know what they're dealing with. Like you don't want like a giant dude coming in and just raining terror. Someone going rogue. Large March is here to spank you. Hi, large march. Well, yes, Nate. I'm really getting into this. Whoa, stop there. If you're a, they use the term top if you're a spanker. Yes. Not a spanky. But apparently there's a force scale that they... Really? Is it like the thing at the carnival where you hit the mallet and it hits the bell?

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