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Okay, I have something.

Yes.

What is that?

What was that?

Oh, dating.

Dating.

First date horror stories.

Gandhi, tell that story because it may hit a nerve with a lot of people.

I went out on a date with a guy. We went to a park and not too long into the day he started acting a little goofy. So I was like, what is going on with you? And he said, not going to lie, I just ate a bunch of acids. So you got about 20 minutes before it gets weird. I was like, okay. Okay my God. Did you stay with it?

Did you head out? No, I was like, you know what? I'm going to head home. You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute. Oh, my gosh. Weird. This is one of those conversations that always comes back on our show. Yeah. But you read something about a woman and a guy on a date and his dog fell in the river? Yes. She met him on Tinder. She said she liked him because his dog was in his profile picture. So she thought he might be a great guy. They go on a walk. The dog jumps into a river. And she had to jump into the river to save the dog while he stood on the banks useless,

giving no advice and then said he was just too terrified and froze. He didn't know what to do.

So she said that was the end of our dating. We only went on one and never again.

First and last.

It only ended there. First dates later. Yeah, I spilled a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt, a white, crisp white buttonedown shirt. And we had to go to a party after that. He had no clothes to change. I just kind of ruined his night. Never heard from him again. Oh, no, no, no, no. His loss. Yeah, Frogger. This woman I used to work with in South Florida, she worked at a TV station there.

She was on a first date with a guy, and he got up and went to the bathroom. And he was gone for a while. And he came back, and he was kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's like, everything okay. He's like, I got to be honest with you. I had to go to the bathroom and take care of myself

because I'm so turned on by you right now.

She's like, okay, on that note, I'm leaving.

Oh, my gosh.

And I hope you washed your hands. Nasty. See you later. Bye-bye. Did he really think that was going to make her want him? He must have thought that somehow this is going to make things go better. All-hmm. All right. Top all of those.

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