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During the song, Garrett, Garret, Gandhi was saying, hey, are we going to play a game here? Are we doing Family Feud? Oh, no, we can't. The host of Family Feud is pooping. And then he came back and he gave you a poop card. I wasn't pooping. Did you poop on my access card? I did not have time to do number two. I only did a number one.

You know, and I I found in history, my history anyway, number three goes faster than number two. Oh, I don't want to know. Hey, can we talk about the comedy of errors yesterday? Now, okay, a lot of these things you're going to say, oh, that's so booby, that's no problem. Okay, they add up,'t think we're here we get to the airport okay we get to newark airport and i have that clear yeah you know

you just have to bat your eyes into the machine it lets you in yes so i get in the line for clear

and they send us the corral it carous down to where we need to go to get through the TSA thing. Sarah, the guy in the green coat. Is that me? Yeah. Who are you? Where are you going? I said, well, I'm going exactly where you told me to go. No, you go over there. She told me to go over here to this line. You saw it. I saw it in my own eyes. I wasn't with you guys. I breezed right through. I know. But clear at New York Airport, why even go? They've never been so unclear. And it's the clear combination. If you have clear and TSA precheck, it used to be as Sk called it, the God Pass, where you would basically walk

onto the plane. No longer. It is now the longest line and longest ways. Everyone has it. My TSA pre without the clear was fast. Okay, so I saw TSA pre people were going through. So I said, I'll just go over there. No, sir, you can't go there. You've already checked in the clear. I said, I don't care.

She said, no, you're in the, you're in the process.

I said, I'll just go over there. No, sir, you can't go there. You've already checked in the clear. I said, I don't care.

She said, no, you're in the process.

I said, I don't care.

You have to assess. So the problem here is you do what they tell you to do, and then someone else from Clear tells you to go over here. Exactly. They're on. Okay. So we get to... Okay, another boogie problem.

We get to the United Club.

And I scan my ticket.

Beem. No. So we get to, okay, another boozy problem. We get to the United Club and I scan my ticket.

Beem, no, rejected.

I know I'm a member because I have the credit card, right?

The United Chase credit card.

By the way, that's the worst feeling in the world is being turned away at the club.

I know.

Scary knows the feeling. I know. I felt like I was back in college. And all the clubs. that's the worst feeling in the world is being turned away at the club right now that scary knows

the feeling i know i felt like i was you know back in college and all the world that's the worst

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