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It's just one of the birthday Eve. Your birthday is tomorrow.

It is. And for my birthday Eve, I have decided to do what everybody likes to do on their birthday Eve, which is to get a mammogram.

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Everybody wants to do that on their birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. That's fantastic.

So you're going to dinner tonight. You got lunch with a friend dinner tonight and then family dinner tomorrow night. So lots and lots of winners.

Right. Wait. Family. Okay. So family dinner. That means like because your parents are in Arizona. Yeah. It's just me. It's Jackson's coming with us tomorrow.

Okay. All right. Tonight is just the date. That's right. Because it used to be like family there was like family. Yeah.

It was become family. No, but it's just our tiny itty bitty family. Okay. Got it.

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