Dad Things

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In which our heroes fire up the barbie, grow a mean moustache and put on the shortest shorts they can find as they discuss dad things.Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadAdam: twitter.com/RetroArchetypeZoe: twitter.com/zoesanspants

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0:00.0	Zanspans Radio, Winston's on the run.
0:05.9	Hey, ladies and gentlemen.
0:08.8	How you doing?
0:09.7	Welcome to today's episode of Shut Up a second.
0:12.1	I'm Jackson, Bailey.
0:13.0	I'm Zoe Bellotto.
0:13.9	I'm Adam.
0:14.6	And today's topic is Dad Things.
0:17.4	It's your dad and he's doing things.
0:20.1	Hey, hungry, I'm dad. Hey, hungry, I'm dad.
0:22.0	Hey, hungry, I'm home.
0:27.4	Dad things, there's so many things that dad can do that I don't understand.
0:35.3	Like, my dad knows how to fix the internet, but he doesn't know what the internet is. And I don't understand how he can... If I'm like, Dad, just go to this... go to YouTube, type in this, watch this video. He'd be like, Jack, I don't know what's going on. But if I'm like, Dad, the internet's down, he's like, right? And he just fixes it. How does he do that? Does he just turn the router off and on? No, he gets up in there. Like, he fixes it. Where does he get up in? The guts of the internet. He gets his fist deep in the guts of the internet. Rattles around. I mean, I know what you mean. It's shocking that he can fix your connection to the...
1:13.6	Because my dad does the exact same thing.
1:15.4	My dad has no idea how to do anything.
1:17.4	Like, if I send my dad a link, he'll come to my room and be like, what do I do with this?
1:21.2	My dad's obsessed with staying current.
1:23.4	Oh, your dad's cool.
1:24.6	My dad has been going through a midlife crisis since forever.
1:30.9	The moment he was born, he's like, I need a...
1:33.1	You know, my dad, as soon as he's finished paying off a car, we'll buy a new one.
1:37.1	That's amazing.
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