D&D Minus 37
D&D Minus
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🗓️ 7 October 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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As promised this month's episode is coming in hot with a double boss battle. There's lava, there's crossbow based shenanigans, and there may or may not be a surprise at the end.
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Music by Anna Bosnick
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| 0:00.0 | What's the only thing more intense than a boss battle? |
| 0:04.0 | How about a double boss battle? |
| 0:07.0 | This month on D&D Minus. I'm I'm going to Roll for initiative. |
| 0:48.5 | Look how fast I was. Four. |
| 0:50.5 | Motherfucker. Actually, I was also four. |
| 0:53.3 | 24. |
| 0:54.5 | Anna, roll again, me and you. |
| 0:56.3 | No, no, no. This is not a roll off. Tie breaker. |
| 1:00.4 | Rock, paper, scissors. |
| 1:01.4 | Not how it works. |
| 1:02.0 | One, two, three. What did you say? |
| 1:04.5 | The tiebreaker usually is the initiative. |
| 1:06.9 | So, Heath, what's your initiative? |
| 1:09.0 | Zero plus zero. |
| 1:10.6 | Well, then I go before you. Wait, what's your initiative? Zero plus zero. Well, then there I go before you. Wait, what's your initiative? Plus one. Seems like I should go first because I actually rolled something higher technically. No, you didn't. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I don't know. I don't know. Eli, what is what happens? The app is going to do it automatically. All right. Claw, you were up first. Okay. Does anybody remember the last time we fought Merlock Gnomes, what we did? Are we fighting Merlock Nomes? All I remember is that we can act. Oh, my goodness. I thought we're fighting Cress. No, I thought we're fighting both of them. |
| 1:44.6 | You're fighting both of them. |
| 1:45.2 | Both of them. |
| 1:45.8 | Oh, Cress and Merlock and maybe a dragoner here? |
| 1:48.9 | Well. |
| 1:58.4 | There's no dragon. No dragon. There's a dragon. Yeah. There's a dragon. Yeah. That was really... There's like a rancor dragon in a cage, like right below it's something. |
| 2:02.3 | Oh, the password to the big, dark, spooky cave is going to be dragon, |
| 2:02.7 | and there's not going to be a fucking dragon on the other side. Get your head out of your ass. There's obviously a dragon. All being deleted. God. You're going to be so surprised. Liar. I just remember we, like, kicked Murlock Gnoms' ass last time. You did. You threw a vase full of your dead bomb at him. Do you have any of that? I don't remember that. Oh, didn't we get saved by a librarian bird? The bird? The bird came the chicken from the library. But like we were kicking his ass before that. Yeah. She came in like as a plot thingy. Not like as though we were losing. We absolutely losing the jar on that guy. |
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