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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2025
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half-Hast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.8 | We all know January is one of the coldest months of the year, and not that cheery, fun kind of Christmas cold. |
| 0:10.0 | Nah, just the dark, dank January cold. |
| 0:12.8 | Standard heating and air condition is well aware of this, and that's why they're offering $40 off a furnace tune-up to keep you warm during the Minnesota cold. |
| 0:19.7 | The last thing you want is be huddled around an iffy space heater you bought from some shady |
| 0:23.4 | targeted ad. |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, and how about this? |
| 0:25.3 | Standard heating and air condition has now been helping Minnesotans for over 95 years. |
| 0:29.3 | So book your appointment now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:32.1 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:33.5 | The 93x morning show. |
| 0:37.3 | Ninety- three air. |
| 0:43.7 | Yet the final final. |
| 0:49.2 | It's only a matter of time before we're clear of this, |
| 0:57.9 | and we can get back to live in the life that we deserve. Welcome to the Friday edition of the 93X half-ass morning show. Josh, you down or what? |
| 1:03.4 | Totally down. Yeah? Yep. Pumped. Ready to go. It's good to hear. Absolutely wonderful to hear you say that out loud. |
| 1:11.8 | Although I got to tell you, right from the get-go here, |
| 1:15.1 | despite your efforts, |
| 1:18.6 | despite your efforts, Josh, highly paid, |
| 1:23.2 | highly rated on-air radio personality, |
| 1:32.9 | did not get a mention in a report on the sexiest jobs in the year of 20 and 25. |
| 1:36.9 | Well, I think, you know, if somebody says, what do you do for a living? |
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