Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.6	Welcome to episode 33 of the Jesslenic and Rosenthal Vanity Project
0:07.4	JARVY P. Jr. Vice President.
0:09.8	Another week, another hangover.
0:11.8	The life story of Anthony Jesslenic.
0:13.8	Here's a cookie, my droog.
0:15.4	You at the double tree.
0:16.6	Mmm.
0:24.6	Beard brothers in the house.
0:26.8	Beard brothers.
0:29.4	I did not like that nickname.
0:30.6	You just came up for us like a minute ago,
0:32.9	but now I'm embracing it.
0:34.2	I wouldn't say it's a wicked nickname.
0:35.4	It was just like if someone saw us together,
0:39.0	they'd like, check out this beard brother.
0:41.4	I mean, they're not related, but you can tell by the way,
0:46.4	the way the beards are growing, that one has been an influence
0:50.2	on the other.
0:51.0	You know what I mean?
0:52.0	That they may as well have grown up in the same house
0:54.4	their whole lives.
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