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🗓️ 23 May 2025
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0:00.0 | An entitled jerk ruins me and my friend's night by being very smug and obnoxious towards me and my friends. |
0:05.9 | So we decided to get some petty revenge by getting this guy pulled over while he was driving home after we reported him for driving under the influence. |
0:13.6 | Here's what happened. So this story takes place about 20 years ago. In the mid-2000s, my friends and I would frequent a small billiards place in a neighboring town |
0:21.7 | where you could rent a table by the hour or play per game. |
0:24.9 | We would play a few games, watch whatever sports were on TV, and have some casual conversations. |
0:29.7 | There were no problems and no drama until about three months of us visiting this place. |
0:34.2 | Some guy shows up and takes our spot at the billiards table, and this is no big deal. |
0:38.5 | We were all chatting anyways. Twenty minutes later, my friend lets him know we want to play the next |
0:43.1 | game, and this jerk is super dismissive. Needless to say, we didn't get in during the next game, |
0:48.2 | so I politely let him know that we wanted to play the next one, and another lady chimed in |
0:52.7 | that she wanted the next game after us. Well, this entitled jerk just blatantly ignored me and the next one. And another lady chimed in that she wanted the next game after us. |
0:54.6 | Well, this entitled jerk just blatantly ignored me and the other woman. Some more time goes by and |
0:59.6 | this guy leaves the table. And that's when we see our chance to get in. We put the quarters in and |
1:04.0 | the balls are all dispensed. That is, except for the green number six ball. And that's when we |
1:08.5 | realized that this guy took it with him to the bathroom at this point |
1:11.7 | it was ridiculous and we notified the manager the manager noted that it was 1230 and they were going to be |
1:17.0 | calling last call and closing so he didn't want to make a scene by kicking him out so instead he just |
1:22.3 | gets us another ball so that we can play this entitled jerk then comes out of the bathroom and he |
1:27.2 | knows that we realize exactly what he did he then comes out of the bathroom and he knows that we |
1:27.8 | realize exactly what he did. He smirks and proceeds to the patio to have a smoke, bringing along his |
1:33.2 | beer and the green billiard ball. The guy then comes back in and toss the ball as he was holding |
1:37.7 | onto the table, hitting a few of the balls on the table and messing up our game. He then goes up to the |
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