Cuomo’s Mom’s Sauce Spoon - Long Days with Yannis Pappas - Episode 12

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Fresh off his sold out show at Soul Joel’s Comedy Club in Royersford, PA Yanni goes in hard on how scandalous a town Philly is, “the Squad”, Cuomo, and much more. Patreon names are now being read and small business sponsors are almost filled. For weekly bonus episodes and additional bonus content click here: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays The show goes out every Sunday at noon to youtube and audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram! Come join in on the LONG DAY Follow Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	what's the dollars everybody what's the dollars what's the dollars what's the dollars what was the actual voice message was it just
0:11.0	what's the dollars what's the dollars we got a professional set up here every week we're improving week by week
0:18.8	we're rising out of the ashes brother this is the freedom tower that's being built where there were twin towers now
0:26.4	there's one brother and we're coming back at you it's long days first I want to do a little business I want to let you know
0:33.2	I will be at the Addison improv where I guess that's outside of Dallas, Texas you know what I mean Texas
0:38.7	I'm just trying to get to know you now I assume that's Texas I mean Dallas so yeah it is Dallas I'll be at the
0:47.6	Dallas I'll be in Dallas how about that doesn't matter where just go to my website yana's papas comedy dot com
0:54.1	get your tickets from April 1st to the 3rd I will be in Dallas and if you don't think I'm gonna scurry
0:59.9	over to Austin while I'm down there because Austin's close and I'm just gonna call up rugs and be like
1:08.3	do you want to get coffee what you want to do let's go hunting elk let's fucking kick some people
1:14.0	whatever you want to do guy I'm here come kick me you want me to come over you can kick me in the
1:18.0	chest let's try that I don't care can I wash your car what do you name it a dope I'm gonna also of
1:24.1	course be hanging out my good friend the great Tim Dylan who lives in Austin he'll be there so I'll
1:28.0	be rolling around with that motherfucker and his $300 million car now so yeah because there's no
1:33.7	money on the internet take a peek at Tim Dylan god damn it Tim's got to find a way to hide his
1:38.9	patreon money because during the pandemic you don't want people to know that your patreon is
1:43.6	numero uno yeah you gotta go private at this point just and you know I mean you just yeah now
1:50.1	you're a target you may have to live in a gated community or whatever you may have to move to Monaco
1:53.8	I think when your patreon gets that high you just Monaco calls you I think you get a call from
1:59.5	the prince of Monaco or Switzerland being like hey look we're we are two options in the world where
2:05.3	people like you who are publicly rich can come and just and just be next to boats you know those
2:11.9	people rich people just like to be next to boats like wasps they don't have to be on a boat
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