Hello everyone back to another episode of Dakota the Unknown.

As always, I'm your host Simon, why I'm here, one of my writers, this case I'lls, a thank you,

ills, has written me the Crystal Sculls, the invented artifacts of the Aztecs.

Crystal Sculls, I thought this was just like Indiana Jones, and Charleboof.

Leboof, Lebooth, Lebooth, whatever that guy's name is, and it wasn't very good.

And I remember enjoying Indiana Jones as a kid and then seeing that and being like,

it's a bit shit, isn't it?

The original one's shit.

Did I miss remember?

And it's like, no, the consensus was that the new one wasn't very good with the

crystalline skulls and stuff. I didn't really like it.

Anyway let's just jump in.

I vividly remember the year 2012 that year the world did not end.

Oh yeah wasn't there like Mayan calendar like it doesn't go beyond 2012 so it's like that's

when the world must end according to the Mayans and it's like well I'm sure the calendar on like my

computer or whatever was like it will go to like 2099 or whatever and then we've

but no one's using this at 2,100 so why would it continue it doesn't mean the

world's going to end it's just they didn't do the calendar beyond that point why are we all so dumb?

I was lying in an inflatable pool, those smaller ones probably meant for kids with

cocktail and hands on December 21st, 2012, waiting patiently for the world to end spectacularly.

Would it be a global earthquake or perhaps lots of small disasters around the world all occurring

within hours of each other, or would we simply cease to exist?

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