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Three Bean Salad

Cruises

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It’s only a matter of time before the beans’ merch empire knocks the competition into a cocked hat with the launch of Beantopia: Three Bean Salad’s very own maxi cruise ship experience. Prebook for the maiden voyage of the as-yet unbuilt vessel now to enjoy a floating paradise replete with an all-you-can-eat bean buffet, ocean going velodrome, manmade desert, Punch and Judy musical flume experience, secret Stanford behavioural psychology experiment and super realistic waste ground with suspended building works. Thanks therefore to Becky of the Bremen Borough of Barnet for feeding “cruises” into the bean machine and giving the beans a topic they have a real passion for.


With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

Tickets for our live shows at Machynlleth Comedy Festival can be found here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/

Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

Transcript

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0:00.0

You've gone very quiet Henry is that because you're not speaking to the mic or because you're speaking into a cup?

0:17.0

How do I sound? How do I sound? It's better when you're not speaking into a cup, even if the cup does have pictures of penguins.

0:24.1

I like speaking into a cup because I want this whole, I want our podcast to have that vibe of a film where lots of divorcee, you know, divorced ladies get together at a country house in Maine.

0:37.0

Do you know what I mean?

0:39.0

And talk about, just talk about their problems and just bomb.

0:43.0

They've got huge cups.

0:44.0

Huge cups that they talk into the whole time.

0:46.0

Really beautifully made sort of a cup.

0:48.0

Beautiful earthenware cups, which you can buy at the end of the film.

0:52.0

It's the first film to be tied in with the ceramics company.

0:55.7

Starring Helen Hunt, Helen Hunt,

0:58.8

Helen Hunt, direct.

1:00.3

Emma Thompson.

1:02.5

Streepe.

1:03.2

Streebe.

1:04.2

For sure.

1:06.2

Exactly.

1:07.2

And a younger one maybe in Emma Stone, you might get a younger one in there as well.

1:11.2

There needs to be one younger one, one yeah Diane Keaton I think is

1:13.8

absolutely pivotal to this isn't that and also there's who's one who's a

1:18.7

singer as well who did frizzan share well it's fries and share I think are in it.

1:25.0

There's a little comedy duo with an ice cream band that pops up halfway through.

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