Crud - A New Untold Story: Ep. 460

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Comedy, Improv

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, a new untold story listeners.
0:01.5	You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. Don't fuck with arrival. It's perfect as is. It's a perfect movie in your opinion. It is a really good movie. You couldn't get through it. I think it's perfect. You would love the beginning. Yeah. You'd love the first few minutes. 10 minutes. Are you still on that?
0:02.0	No, I'm on Knives out. You couldn't get through it. I think it's perfect. You would love the beginning. Yeah. You'd love the first few minutes. First ten minutes.
0:21.4	Are you still on that?
0:23.0	No, I'm on Knives Out. What? You're on it. It's a one sit down. I'm on Knives Out. How long you've been on Knives Out for? A few weeks. You watch movies like LeBron Reads Post. You're like the anti-binger.
0:18.5	Yeah, I watch movies like I read books.
0:20.3	You microdose movies.
0:22.9	You watch scenes. But like are you like, do you turn it off just like, do you ever like binge it and watch two hours of? That would be the whole movie. It's like knives out. I love so far. And it's like when you stop watching, you're like,
0:54.4	oh, I'm excited to watch more tomorrow.
0:56.9	What about movie theaters?
1:00.2	Do you go movie theaters?
1:01.1	No, the director's put in so much work.
1:05.0	The directors, the cast, the staff, months and months, maybe years of work, and you just want me to finish it in one lazy
1:14.5	sitting? Yeah, I want to really digest some of the scenes. You're the most respectful movie
1:19.4	watcher. I am. I'm sure the crew appreciates that. I hope the cast does. But don't they make all
1:25.3	their money with like how it does in box office? Is that how they make money? I don't know how movies make money actually. Every movie I see, it's like this movie costs $2 billion and it's made $60 million. Yeah. Oh, man. What movies are making money? Superhero movies. Are they still? Just Marvel. Yeah. No, those are, aren't those dog shit? Pretty much the only way a movie makes money now is if you go to China. Really? You just have to like a China. You gotta make sure the Chinese like it because they have no shortage of people. And they have, they have shortage by their people. And they fucking love. No, Chinese people aren't short, are they?
2:01.9	I think, yeah, I mean, compared to giants like us.
2:06.4	You know, one person comes to mind, but.
2:08.6	Yao Ming?
2:09.2	Yao Ming, but yeah, I don't think they're as short as like more Southeast Asian countries.
2:14.4	Yeah.
2:16.0	Not at all.
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