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A new Untold Story, the first of 2023. Welcome back. What episode number are we?

325. Got anything? Bower?

The mic parts face and you'd turn it. We got to angle up two angles and it's moving. Yeah, no, the setup's cool though. It has brick.

Setup's cool. You crossing the wire across your chin. No, flip the headphones around.

Yeah, there we go. And then you got it. You know how screws work? Yeah, tighten it up the top there.

No, no, no. Right, callers. The brass piece. This. Yeah. There we go.

It's a little closer. This is on me. Yeah. You good? But then you're going to lean back and you're going to be far from the mic.

It's slowly feeling it's going to move. It's coming to you. We're good. We're good. Are we good? What episode number was it?

325. 325. That's. It's hard even to waste my time on these ones. Abilene, Texas.

Uh, San Angelo, Texas. What? Abilene, Texas. People know it for one reason. Abilene Christian. It's the top of drop down menus.

Oh, yeah, I guess it is. So when you played like NCA football on PS2, that was the first choice. So all the poor spaz kids would play with them because they were too excited to hyperactive to like go past.

What's their next scroll through? I don't know. They're not even in division. They're not even in division one right now. They're not even in FCS. They got disbanded. Um, what do I got?

Yeah, you got something for Abilene. Their mascot's willy the wildcat. Willy the wildcat. Indeed.

Abilene Christian enrollment 5.2000. That's pretty sure Alan high school has more people than that. Um, what else? Yeah, you're destroying them.

Damn, no survivors left in your wake, brother. They're hardly they're the same size as one of the biggest high schools.

It is one of the biggest high schools in the world. Yeah, probably. Wait, bigger than like an Indian high school and Indian high school. Yeah.

I don't know. Um, Abilene is known as the official storybook capital of America because it has the largest collection of sculptural storybook characters.

They're just four foot tall rust colored statues of the sticky cheese man.

Rainbow fish. I love the you get more stimulation from just reading like the softcover book. Nothing there. Um,

I think it's a do Sam's club. Okay. Good Samples. Sam's club. Yeah, like the line. The line there is out the door.

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