CROWD CONTROL 6 - FREE SAMPLE of Harland's NEW Comedy Album!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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My NEW stand up comedy album is here! CROWD CONTROL Volume 6 - Mostly all live, in the moment crowd work. Some cool NEW material being tested out. A tense ejection of an unruly crowd member, and some green room banter. Hope you enjoy. Download full album at harlandwilliams.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, what a town. Friendliest people on earth here in San Diego. You're from San Diego guy?
0:07.5	Utah.
0:08.5	Utah, holy shit, that's the state that's shaped like Utah, right?
0:13.0	What are you two up there, guy?
0:17.0	What do you do up there in Utah?
0:20.0	A programmer.
0:21.0	A programmer, so you watch a lot of TV?
0:23.0	What are you doing?
0:25.0	What are you doing down here by the water?
0:30.0	Is that confusing? You see the ocean and you go oh
0:35.0	that lake only has one shore.
0:40.0	Where? It tastes salty this leg.
0:45.0	what are you doing here, kid, all the way from Utah.
0:51.0	Holy shit.
0:52.0	Well, I actually just moved here.
0:54.0	Here we go, gang, sir, you just moved here?
0:57.0	What are you doing here?
0:59.0	Your programming, and what did you do in Utah town guy?
1:03.0	You were just a student.
1:05.0	Well, not just a student, buddy.
1:07.0	Look, being a student led to you coming here
1:10.0	and being a very, very well well paid programmer, right?
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