There's more than one way to bend a corn, and every corn is a glamorous woman.

Welcome to your wrong about.

I'm Sarah Marshall.

With me today is our hoaxter-in-chief, Chelsea Weber-Smith.

And today we're going to talk about crop circles, seriologists, and extraterrestrials.

And we won't meet any extraterrestrials, but we will meet a lot of British people.

And I think that's even more exciting in a way.

Chelsea, how are you doing?

You know, I am of am of England so I can confirm that

we are freaks from another planet, that planet being England. Here, I want to try my,

let me try my crop circle noise. Yeah. Wait. Wow. Did that sound cool? Yeah. That sounded great. Is that

supposed to be a flying saucer landing or flying up? Okay. Landing or sucking up a person. I was going to say

sucking up a baby, but I don't know how often they abduct babies. I haven't heard that specific one, but that would be cool, you know? Yeah. I mean, not for, well, I don't know. I think the baby would have a great day. That would be a good children's book. It would be like babies stay out, but he goes to space. Yeah, or like an 80s buddy movie where the aliens are the buddies. And they're like, how do we get this baby?

We got to watch this baby all day.

I was trying to beam up that beautiful woman.

It's actually the forgotten sequel to Flight of the Navigator.

Yeah.

It was destroyed by Disney.

Chelsea, what are your associations with crop circles? Is this something that you grew up

watching cheesy 90s TV about it all? Oh, I mean, definitely. I feel like I caught a few,

like, Fox specials on it as most people did. But I was just thinking before this about how

weird it is that me of all people has not done,

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