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Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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There’s a lot going on on the Earth. Will is going to Croatia with Jared Goff, Liam is learning how to rob a bank, and Emily’s car got towed. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY20 #chubbiespod HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (01:19) Reverse Meditation (03:58) Emily’s Car Got Towed (07:37) Double Majoring (09:10) Over The Garden Wall (11:31) Cuticle Cutting (13:37) Emily’s Party (17:52) Runescape (25:10) How to Rob a Bank (31:57) Cracker of the Week (53:13) Fantasy Lineups (57:05) Ray Liotta (1:08:14) Advice Segment (1:25:56) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Classic edge What you look at What the fuck? Wait, put your leg down Oh, I thought your boner was tucked up in your waistband No, dude I look that shit saw it in news Oh, that's weird Because I thought we got boners at the same time Welcome back to the podcast, guys I have some dates coming up So please come see me alive On my standout tour. I'm going to be in Chicago, October 3rd, San Francisco, October 17th, Atlanta, October 23rd,
0:27.0	and then I'll be at Laughston, the 14th, 15th, and 16th of November.
0:30.9	So come out for those, and then we're going on a live sketch tour.
0:34.6	We're going to be back in Boston at the Wilbur doing live sketches on November 7th.
0:39.6	And we're going to be in Dallas on November 9th or 10th.
0:47.0	I'm going to do one here that I can go do?
0:48.9	Sure. Sure. Sure. Anyways, we're also brought to you by Liquid Death, okay?
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1:08.5	Go to LiquidDeath.com slash almost ready to check out their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. That's LiquidDeath.com slash Almost Friday. Thank you, LiquidDeath. Let's get into you. Woo! How are you? Good. How are you? Good. Well, there's a lot going on on the Earth. Yeah. I could say that again. There's a lot going on on the earth.
1:28.7	Every day, it seems like there's more and more and less and less.
1:31.7	And I'm sitting here going,
1:33.6	What the hell's going on?
1:37.6	The fuck does it mean?
1:38.7	Mr. Beast is getting sued?
1:41.7	Mr. Beast and Amazon are getting sued?
1:44.0	What the hell's going on? My dad's on estrogen? Mr. Beast and Amazon are getting sued?
1:45.6	What the hell's going on?
1:47.6	My dad's on estrogen.
1:53.0	Just because he, just because he, he wants to feel a sexual sensation in his nipples,
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