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Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Critical Hit #759: Count Duke JMT (PANS01E72)

Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast

Stephen Schleicher

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4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In this installment of Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers TTRPG Podcast: The party meets the lord of the manor, the king of the castle, the Count Duke JMT!

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0:00.0

Critical hit Punchall Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror.

0:06.0

Alt dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story.

0:12.0

So don't put too much thought into historical

0:14.6

inaccuracies. All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is

0:20.5

intended. Oh, the one. But when you left Istanbul you were on a big train, a big nice luxurious train and that took you to Bucharest and at Bucharest you had to get off onto a smaller train and head north. And then a little

1:07.1

while later you got on an even smaller train, an even more run-down train. Until finally, you know, about 10 miles away from the city of Ivazole,

1:18.0

you had to take a cart and wagon through the mountains to get to this little little town.

1:28.0

And the town of Ivazole, that's what we're going to call it, people can write in and from Romania and say no that's it's not. I was O

1:33.0

Ole that what we're gonna call it. People can write in and from Romania and say no that's not how you say it and I'll be fine with that

1:37.4

also I don't know if that's how people from Romania talk but for the purposes of this exercise

1:41.8

let's say yes.

1:43.6

This town looks like nothing has been updated

1:50.4

in hundreds of years.

1:53.0

The buildings are still wood with lath plaster on the outside,

2:00.0

thatched roofs everywhere.

2:08.0

There are some cobblestone streets, but even a lot of the side streets are just mud. And the people walk around like they would have in the 1800s, not the 1900s.

2:15.0

And so this town is very quaint, but you can see as the main road as you enter town,

2:22.0

there is a road, the main road just leads out of town and up to on a hill in the mountains, a large castle.

2:30.0

As you get off the cart and the driver waves you away, you can see that the people in town

2:37.1

are eyeing you suspiciously and they get the feeling that maybe strangers are not a common sight in this town.

2:46.4

Speaking of sights, here and there, you see some interesting symbols.

2:52.2

You see one that looks like an I and above it you can make

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