Welcome to Critical Hit of Major Spoilers podcast. Thank you so much for downloading and checking us out this week.

Oh, edge of our seat action.

Maybe not the edge of your seat because you know you're driving or operating heavy machinery.

Actually, it's supposed to be driving on the edge of your seat.

No, it's back.

If you're sitting way too far back, you can't reach all the pedals and controls.

Huh? That's why they have seen us.

Oh, that's a short person problem.

Anyway, Rodrigo, please, the party is split.

Let's find out what happens next.

Never split the party.

We didn't do it intentionally.

I know, but if I've only learned one thing from Critical Hit and buy God, I'm pretty sure that's true.

It's don't split the party.

Yeah, but we split like every other session.

I feel like your guys are split constantly and it turns out about as well.

Do as we say it, not as we do.

Exactly.

Remember kids, don't try this at home.

We are professionals.

None of us are professionals at this, but we're all professionals at something and that counts.

Whatever you do, don't play role playing games at home.

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