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Hey, we need to dive back into that mail bag because you've got questions and we've got

answers and we've got these things like this one from Ian who says hello future people

and hello future me. Hello Ian. Hello Ian. How are you? I'm avoiding asking time sensitive

advice good because this email came in in May. Yeah. As by the time you're reading this

I've started a new campaign come out as a gamer to religiously sensitive parents where

I needed to deal with a problem player and now one or possibly all these things have been

blown up in my face. Well, it's good that you're aware of things. Since I'm probably

dealing with the fallout of these situations I will be in need of some positivity. Can

you recount some epic hilarious or memorable moments from other games characters you have

played outside of Critical Hit? Yes. Go ahead Matthew. My friend Tom who Stephen will

remember from college. Yeah, he's an unusual fellow. The first game we ever played I don't

know if you remember the old Artesian water ads for the beer commercial. Yeah. At one

point one of those commercials a woman had knitted an Artesian of sweater and she

held up this this six handed sweater in one of our games he was playing in Artesian. And

we let him get away with this because it was really fun but virtually any time anybody

would want to know what was going on. What are you going to do? I drink heavily and at

one point his Artesian got really really hungry and he was kind of a large gentleman with

six arms. So he found a cow and began carrying the cow slung across his shoulders in case

he got hungry again and needed to eat the cow. And it came to a point where the cow was

so used to riding on his shoulders that the cow was pretty much unable to walk under its

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