Criss Angel's Amystika with Jason Woliner
Podcast: The Ride
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Jason Woliner (Paul T. Goldman, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm) returns to the show for the finale of Sin City Nights to discuss Criss Angel's ill-fated Amystika show. And engage in some good old fashioned parody satire parody. Allegedly, allegedly, ALLEGEDLY.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:01.2 | Dog |
| 0:03.5 | Warning, the following podcast is the final installment of our Las Vegas month. |
| 0:09.3 | It contains garbage fans, efficient firefighters, |
| 0:12.8 | Rich Littles' personal YouTube videos, and magic set to new metal. |
| 0:17.9 | Get ready to have your mind freaks as Jason Walner returns to talk Chris Angels |
| 0:22.4 | a mystica on podcast The ride, Sin City Nights. |
| 0:49.1 | The Final Penny in the Little Shop of Horror's Penny Slot. |
| 0:53.2 | Audrey, too, will grow no more. |
| 0:55.6 | Sadly, I'm Scott Garringer, Jason Sheridan, and especially sad about that one. |
| 0:58.8 | I'm out here in the desert digging my grave. |
| 1:01.7 | Boy. |
| 1:02.8 | How much money do you owe that the little shop of horror penny slots? |
| 1:06.0 | Mike Carlson, fellow host, has a weapon pointed at me, you know? Just like like the end of it just like the one scene in casino |
| 1:13.8 | I'm about to finally do it we're about to make a new haunted casino property blossom |
| 1:19.7 | or haunted a stadium so you're saying I'm about to kill you bury your body in the desert |
| 1:25.2 | and then build a casino on top of you so it it's haunted. So it's haunted like the Luxor. Yeah. Wow. So as you can see, things took a turn. Sin City Nights was a bad idea. It destroyed the podcat, destroyed everything. Can you imagine the people when they go to this hotel and they're like, well, there was this ghost, but he was just sleeping in our bed all day. |
| 1:45.2 | Like, he was haunting us, but it was really, he was just kind of, like, lazing around. That's Jason's ghost. Yeah, yeah. Steve, we didn't, watching, didn't bother me. He turned King of Queens on the TV, and he's been watching a six-hour block. He started smiling. Yeah. He said don't disturb my slumber and put ghostly earplugs in. |
| 1:44.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:44.8 | So that would be nice. |
| 1:45.8 | That would be like a real novelty, I feel like. Well, look at that. You got the story in. I knew we wouldn't escape the month without the retelling of Jason falling asleep. Yeah, but it was in a different context. So it did. The ghost context did add something to it. That's right. Hey, well, we're here. |
| 2:19.2 | We're wrapping it up. |
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